listen to the mustn'ts

when i convince myself i don’t need to shed my winter weight

when i try out my jean shorts from last spring

when i realize i’m waaayy to sober to go out

when i try to find the silver lining of unemployment

how i feel after months of fruitless job searching

when my boyfriend ‘decides’ we wont get a pet because we may move

       i’m like:

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my friday nights

what i expect:

what actually happens:

When I try to get more/any get followers

whatshouldbetchescallme: